Nate Robinson Wins 3rd Consecutive Mini Slam Contest at Local Carnival

Nate Robinson became the first player to win the mini slam contest, 3 years in a row, at the local Carnival held Saturday night in Dallas, TX. The carnival, which has become largely forgettable the last couple of years, has tried to spice things up by using a 6’5 rim instead of the standard 10’ rim which the carnival routinely incorporates. Nate won the contest in the final round by bringing several Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders on the court with him, attempting to divert the fans attention to the ladies and away from this joke of a contest.

“The best thing that I could bring with me to this mini slam contest were the Cowboys cheerleaders. I asked if they could help me out in the carnival this year and they said they were more than happy to. I told them that all I needed them to do really was just to walk out onto the court and that should distract the crowd enough so they wouldn’t pay any attention to the crap I was doing.”

And his goal was successful. When asked what he thought of Nate’s final dunk, Shawn Rudell, local bartender, said, “Who?”

“To be honest, I have stopped paying any attention to this annual carnival. I just come to the events because of all the hot women who come in droves to try to secure themselves a carnival participant. There’s only so many ‘roofies’ you can slip in a chick’s drink and I figured this was the next best thing. And I was much more focused on the T&A out there on the court with the pompoms than watching the New York Knicks mascot. Did he win ?”

But Robinson said that he is not going for 4 carnival wins in a row and that he is calling it quits.

“No, this is it for me. I’m just happy that I got this third one in a row. But this is definitely the last one. I don’t think I can bear all the different ideas they were trying to come up with to make this carnival interesting again. Things like a ‘Guess Charles Barkley’s Weight’ booth or a ‘Take a Pic with the mascot of the New York Knicks’ booth. Come on man. And I thought the NBA All-Star Saturday night was a joke.”