Lil Wayne temporarily escaped his sentencing in New York on criminal possession of a weapon after the judge found out that the rapper just had his braces tightened. Lil Wayne, 27, whose real name is Dwayne Carter said that he and his Pa had been planning this oral surgery since he was even littler. “You know this has actually been a procedure that Pa and I have been planning for awhile. Braces are very important to a Martian’s appearance and we thought this was a perfect time to get them tightened to close the gap between my Incisors. Fans mistakenly thought I had all this platinum in my mouth for a fashion statement. No, these platinum braces are so Weezy F can keep that Colgate smile, whoadie.” The braces also must be a way to keep him and his Pa close like a father and son should be. As Pa gave him a beautiful and passionate kiss as Wayne walked out of the Orthodontist.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Lil Wayne Jail Sentencing Postponed After he has his Braces Tightened
Lil Wayne temporarily escaped his sentencing in New York on criminal possession of a weapon after the judge found out that the rapper just had his braces tightened. Lil Wayne, 27, whose real name is Dwayne Carter said that he and his Pa had been planning this oral surgery since he was even littler. “You know this has actually been a procedure that Pa and I have been planning for awhile. Braces are very important to a Martian’s appearance and we thought this was a perfect time to get them tightened to close the gap between my Incisors. Fans mistakenly thought I had all this platinum in my mouth for a fashion statement. No, these platinum braces are so Weezy F can keep that Colgate smile, whoadie.” The braces also must be a way to keep him and his Pa close like a father and son should be. As Pa gave him a beautiful and passionate kiss as Wayne walked out of the Orthodontist.
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