Sandra Bullock, who won an Oscar this year for Best Actress in the movie "The Blind Side", will reportedly seek a divorce from her husband Jesse James. This after she discovered that he had been sleeping around with another Oscar-winning actress, Susan Sarandon.Cheryl Teagues, a close friend of Bullock, said that Jesse is stupid for cheating on Sandra. Especially with an actress who hasn’t been relevant in the Academies for a decade.
“This makes absolutely no sense. Susan Sarandon ? At least I would have felt better if it was somebody more relevant, like Kate Winslet or something. But it’s over. After everything that has happened, it is impossible for them to get back together. So Sandra will just drown her sorrows in Bon-Bon’s and an all-day Speed marathon on USA.”
Susan Sarandon, who also won a Best Actress award for her role in the 1995 movie Dead Man Walking, apologized to her fellow actress but said that at her age she needs to get some action wherever she can get it from.
“I’m sorry if I potentially ruined a happy marriage for Sandra, I really am. But I am 63 years old and, at that age, I have to take the pipe wherever I can get it. And Jesse told me how he had a thing for Best Actress award winners. But I guess Reese Witherspoon was busy.”
Cheryl also said that “The Blind Side” star has moved back into her Hollywood Hills home she had before her marriage and is preparing for life again as a single Academy Award winner.
“Sandra has returned home to face the problem head-on. She isn’t the sort of woman to bury her head in the sand and hope it will all just go away. Instead, she is just going to bury her head in a bowl of Almond Joys and watch A Time to Kill and Crash on Blu-Ray.”
Sandra Bullock was unavailable for comment as she is on the set of her new movie. A sequel to the 2007 movie starring Brad Pitt, tentatively titled – The Assassination of Jesse James by the Best Actress award winner Sandra Bullock.
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